The Reasons You Know Your Broke!!
Ever imagined if you are broke or not? well heres your chance to know if u are or not.
We’ve all been there, being so broke that at Christmas all you could exchange were glances. Stuff like that you remember a lifetime. Just in case you don’t know if you’re broke, here are some ways to tell…
- At KFC you lick other people’s fingers
- If you wanted to rub two nickels together you’d have to borrow one
- At communion you go back for seconds
- You think of a lottery ticket as an investment
- You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank
- Long distance companies don’t call you to switch
- If you stopped on a dime, you’d probably owe it to someone
- McDonald’s is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments
- Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant
- You give blood everyday… just for the orange juice and cookie
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Jadee | Aug 7, 2007 | Reply
OMFG,
That was soo cool! lmao i loved it
Pedant | Aug 9, 2007 | Reply
“The Reasons You Know Your Broke” surely “The Reasons You Know You’re Broke”?