The REAL reason the economy is failing, and what can we do? My imagination delves into the darkest corners of the issue, to come up with the most entertaining, perhaps not the most truthful, recollection of false events that may have truthfully happened, or may not have :O.
A question that is on many peoples mind today is; what is happening to our economy?
First USA, now europes economy is falling.
New zealand is selling off its assets to pay off its debt before it goes down under.
But why? What made so much go wrong with the money?
I attempt to put this question to ease for some of you, and create more questions for most of you.
First things first, what is the economy?
According to a google search of the definition of economy, I find it is the wealth and resources of a country or region, especially in terms of production and consumption of goods and services.
But you guys didn’t come here to find that out. You guys want to know whats happening to it.
The real answer to this is the zoos.
The zoos? You ask.
Yes. The zoos.
Ever wondered why when you went to the zoo The lions never looked mad, the elephants didn’t break free and trample everything, the giraffes never ate people, like they do in the wild. This is because the zookeepers and other staff arn’t what they seem. They’re actually drug cartels and the animals know never to mess with drug lords. The zoo staff pay off policemen and other authorities to keep it quiet, forming a corrupt agency within the government.
The money from paying off the government and such makes the government rich, but also scared, the government feels they have to pay back the money and plus most of the taxpayers money to the zoos, to keep them off their back.
Without taxpayer money going into the economy, the government needs to find money elsewhere, and where better than borrowing it from another country?
The countries all go into debt and hence, the economic crisis erupts.
I hope you guys learnt alot, but i hope even more that you don’t take this article seriously.
Thanks for reading, comment me some advice and tips please, as this is my first ever article and help would be very much appreciated.
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