How to Make a Lot of Money Quickly

Now you might be thinking this is impossible, or maybe that you have to be really smart. But I’m here to tell you otherwise. Event the least intelligent amongst you can do these things. Whether you’re in a dire situation or just want to make a lot of money, these will work. Some are a bit abnormal, some maybe unethical, but they are all legal.

Sell your House on eBay

Selling your house on eBay has become amazingly easy with the site’s constant growth and ridiculous user number. Last week, I saw a baby for sale on eBay. Surely, you can get the best offer on eBay, where your potential client base is much larger. You’ll be surprised just how much your house has appreciated since you’ve bought it-an average of 11% per year. This means in seven years, you could theoretically sell your house for twice the price you paid for it!

Craig’s List Adult Ads

If you’ve ever stumbled through the adult ad section of Craig’s List, you’ve surely seen the many postings asking for adult performers of all sorts. Some of these one-time, quick jobs pay twenty thousand dollars. They may require some extreme measures (see: 2girls1cup, pain Olympics, anal sex, etc.) I’m telling you, these are real, and, if in dire need of money, please respond to these ads and make your fortune. Just be sure it’s for a pornography video and not just prostitution or you could end up in a lot of trouble.

Donate, Donate, and Donate

Everything from semen to plasma to livers can be donated nowadays. The liver one is technically illegal if you live in North America, but if not, check with your local laws. Plasma donation centers pay, on average, $30-$60 per donation. If you’re a guy, semen donation pays roughly $50 and, as a bonus, you get to have a lot of children that you don’t have to support. And guys, don’t forget about the free porn in the bathroom. $60 an hour for something you probably do every day for free isn’t bad.

Ladies, you have it best of all. You can make between $10,000 – $30,000 just by donating your eggs! Now, don’t get me wrong; it’s a far more invasive procedure than donating your sperm, but it’s far more worth it. Unfortunately, you may have to be exactly what the recipient is looking for-usually athletic and smart.