Kids: Laugh, Love and Tears

My wife and I have been married for 18 years now. We have 5 children, 17 to 4 years old. Four boys and 1 girl, she is the little one.

Mysteries, Laughs, Memories

1. Why does the daughter only let me, the Dad, comb her hair?
2. Why does she beg and plead for a pony tail, to then take it out in seconds once I am done?
3. I ask my boys “ Do you hate each other?” “No” is always the answer. Then they proceed to bruise and attempt murder at every turn.
4. Is the front seat passenger side of my car made of gold?
5. I swear, there is “something” under every bed and in every closet of my home!
6. My clocks must be cursed, the tummy ache hours are always between 2-4 am
7. The trash can will hold more, way more, I mean way way more then its capacity!
8. Guppy DNA, that’s what is in them kids, they will eat till they pop.
9. Do they make a radio/CD player with a minimum volume setting only?
10. What happens to me, my daughter looks at me and suddenly everything is right.
11. There has to be some primeval gene for fire in boys.
12. I say “don’t backtalk” they say “ what do you mean backtalk !”
13. “Thats what I said Son, you cant go to school in your underwear.”
14. It would better if you did not eat bee’s, trust me Son.
15. No, that dark ring around the tub is not a “fill to here line”.