Doctor’s Order No Watching Wrestling

   Well I be, how the heck that darn doc tell me I can’t watch me wrestling?  You know I ain’t gonna miss my boys on the TV.  Gasps Grandma

  Now, I have cleaned up my grandma’s statement above.  Believe me, she sure did have a lot more to say and with some not so kind words.  

  Trying to calm down a feisty 80 years young woman is not easy.   Grandma doesn’t ask for much, and loves doing things for others all the time. 

  Here’s the thing,  when you are a part of this family, or are going to become a part of this family there is one very important thing you need to know and never forget, or else Grandma will  give you a whoop-in you will never forget.

  If you walk in the room and Grandma’s chair is sitting in front of the TV, for your own sake do not move the chair.

   My entire family knows that Grandma can pick the perfect twig off her tree in the backyard, and make a mean switch.

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  So it is another one of those days,  Grandma is intensely watching wresting, rocking, back and forth rocking faster in her chair, and then………..kerplunk…….flipped the rocking chair backwards,  Grandma’s knickers showing, little booties feet kicking, $%&   #$%  come here, get me off this #%^^ @%^^ floor,  $%&  I am missing everything $%$.

  Only thing on her mind was her boys on the TV.  So, of course after the wrestling is over and Grandma is settling down, is when the pain is starting to increase.  It takes her awhile to admit the pain, because if you know Grandma, then you know this is not the first time being injured in her rocking chair.

  We take Grandma to the doctors,  and the doc says that this is the last time he wants to see her in here for this reason and that he orders her to stop watching wrestling for awhile, since she gets so worked up, so that is the prescription, orders, NO WRESTLING AT ALL FOR AT LEAST A MONTH, What?  Are you crazy?  You don’t know Grandma.    What about the rest of us?  Well Doctor,  I can guarantee you will be seeing more of my family because once we get Grandma home, the family members are going to be dropping like flies trying to follow your orders.  

  All I can say is I am eagerly awaiting the home visit from the doctor.  Welcome doc, come on in, just in time for wrestling on TV.