30 Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

by RiBe on Aug 22, 2007 with 22 Comments

Have fun annoying other passengers.

  1. Make car noises each time someone comes in or gets out.

  2. Blow your noise and show your snots to the other passengers.
  3. Make noises like if you where in pain, hit yourself in the head while repeatedly saying, “shut up, all of you, shut up.”
  4. Sell cookies.
  5. Shave yourself.
  6. Open your bag, look into it and ask yourself loudly: “Will it have enough air in there?”.
  7. Offer labels with the passengers names on it.
  8. Keep yourself quiet, motionless against a corner, staring at a wall.
  9. Go close to another passenger and whisper, “the troops are coming.”
  10. Practice Tai Chi.
  11. Stare at one passenger, smiling, and tell him: “I have new socks.”
  12. Read the bible loudly.
  13. Bet with other passengers that you can fit a coin in your nose.
  14. Make a face like you are making an effort and say: “almost there… almost there…” and then “damn!”
  15. Show a scar to the passengers and ask them if it is infected.
  16. Shout, ““down we gooo!”” each time the elevator descends.
  17. Stare at one passenger and shout, “It´s one of them!” and run to the opposite corner of the elevator.
  18. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
  19. Put a sock in your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
  20. Sing.
  21. When everyone is quiet, look around and ask a passenger, “is that your beeper?”
  22. Draw shapes in the air.
  23. Say, “ding!” at each floor you pass.
  24. Lay yourself over the buttons.
  25. Ask yourself, “what would this do?” and touch the red buttons.
  26. Use a chair while in the elevator.
  27. Make explosion sounds each time someone touches any button.
  28. Play with your chewing gum.
  29. Say, in an evil voice, “I must find another body to possess!”
  30. Eat a piece of sandwich and ask another passenger, “Do you want to see what´s in my mouth?”
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  1. Amed | Aug 22, 2007 | Reply

    31) Look really nervous and whisper to others “we’re not gonna make it”
    32) Walk around in circles
    32) Press all the buttons, when asked why, reply ” the spirits are calling”
    33) Jump up and down the elevator, say its good luck

  2. Fun | Aug 24, 2007 | Reply

    Pretend to talk on your sell phone saying, “Yes! Yes! It is set to go off in 12 minutes. I am leaving the building now.”

  3. JD | Aug 25, 2007 | Reply

    3 letters for ya …..D-D-D

  4. JED | Oct 12, 2007 | Reply

    drop a pen and wait until someone picks it up and then shout “thats mine!”

  5. Mr. Ploop | Dec 16, 2007 | Reply

    This is hilarious!!

  6. jebadiah | Mar 24, 2008 | Reply

    yell look ovr there thats amazing if someone looks say made you look : if they dont then state loudly that they are no fun and run off fake crying.

  7. jebadiah jebrowski | Mar 24, 2008 | Reply

    yell look ovr there thats amazing if someone looks say made you look : if they dont then state loudly that they are no fun and run off fake crying.

  8. jammy | May 2, 2008 | Reply

    Immature and stupid. New Yorkers-would do you in!

  9. Juana | Jun 11, 2008 | Reply

    I got 2 for ya!

    Get a desk and a chair and everytime someone comes in sa, “Do you have an appoitment.”

    When there are a lot of people on the elevator yell “GROUP HUG!!” Then force it

  10. THE MASTER | Aug 19, 2008 | Reply

    ONE WORD……FART

  11. Myst | Sep 13, 2008 | Reply

    tell people that you’ll press the buttons for them, and then press the wrong ones!

  12. twilighter | Oct 17, 2008 | Reply

    ask people “can u fart and sneeze at the same time.if they say no throw a fit and run off fake crying.

  13. shanana | Nov 23, 2008 | Reply

    say, “may i push the button” when a passenger walks on and if they say yes go up and ush their belly button

  14. IMA LUV MUSH SHEEN | Nov 29, 2008 | Reply

    Paint a red square on the ceiling , look at a passenger and point up saying, “I think they want in!”.

  15. holla | Jan 15, 2009 | Reply

    when about 6 or more people are in the elevator, say from the back “oh not now, damn motion sickness. :)

  16. chase | Feb 11, 2009 | Reply

    copier

  17. Chikas | Feb 28, 2009 | Reply

    Put a cardboard box in the corner of the elevator, and when people get on on ask, “Can you hear a ticking sound?”

    Randomly say “Meow”

    When someone gets on say “All abord!”, and when they get off, tell them they have toilet paper on the back of their shoe.

  18. Doaha | Mar 11, 2009 | Reply

    this is really hilirious baby

  19. janelle | Jul 3, 2009 | Reply

    wHen some one gets on ask cann i tickle you and if dey say no look at der face its hilarious iff dey say yas den der just plain weird lol….!!!!

  20. sam | Apr 22, 2010 | Reply

    (genderbender)

  21. drsdf | Apr 22, 2010 | Reply

    (LOL)

  22. twilightfan101 | Jan 14, 2011 | Reply

    stare at a person for about 5 minutes and randomly say “its one of them” and back away slowly

    when its only you and one other person poke them and look away whistling

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